This one was written August 21, 2008. It's pretty self-explanatory.
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I haven't gotten a lot of the good side effects of pregnancy. No gorgeous hair, no glowing complexion, no increased sex drive. And, most annoyingly, no awesome sex dreams. I have friends who raved about the amazing sex dreams they had while they were pregnant. I've longed for a couple of those knee-weakening dreams. And I finally got one.
I don't remember the specifics (I'll wait while you thank your deity of choice for that), but I remember that it was gooooooooooooooood. Things were going well and I was just about, ahem, finished, and...
...B's alarm goes off.
The stupid alarm clock ruined the only good thing I've had going for me lately. Bastard.