There are many, many things I was told I would forget about pregnancy that never went away.
But there are also a few things that I had forgotten about.
Like how much it hurts to get kicked in the ribs from the inside.
Or how tight and uncomfortable swollen feet are.
And how difficult it is to maintain the, uh, appearance of your bikini area when you can't actually see your bikini area.
That last one is vexing me the most this evening.