Fine. If this is how you're going to be, I'll never tell anyone about how good you are at something ever again. Just a few days ago, I told a friend that you're pretty good about putting yourself to sleep at night (see? I said "pretty good" not "really good" or "great". I was even hedging so I wouldn't jinx it!). Since then, you've been an absolute terror at bedtime and all night. Mommy and Daddy are working on three nights of crappy sleep now, and are very tired. Daddy has an interview tomorrow and could use a good night of sleep. Mommy's overall mental health is much better when she gets sleep. So if I promise to never brag about you again, even in the most roundabout way, will you start sleeping better? Please???