- I'm getting ready to start my third cycle after not having a period for some substantial length of time, and
- One of my law school friends is approximately two months pregnant.
That's how it's happened both times. I've told my law school friends that they MUST tell me the second they know they're pregnant so I can make B stay the hell away from me during the dangerous time. I think they just laughed at me.
At least I figured out the pattern so I know what to look for to prevent this from happening again.*
*It will also be prevented from happening again because B is getting a vasectomy. Whether he wants one or not.